Pooble Dash

The sort of shit that is mostly fart based. Sorta 80%-20%. The net result is shotgun like poo projectiles that make a pebble dash/splatter like effect in the bowl of the lavatory.

I thought I needed to do a shit but instead I just pooble dashed the toilet!

Kline and Dash

To intentionally, or through negligence, break a piece of functionality, immediately before going on vacation.

Brad: "Why doesn't the ordering service work today? It worked fine yesterday!"

Jerehmiah "Kris Kline is on vacation today. Looks like we have a Kline and Dash"

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splash and dash

This bold move of sophistication occurs when one has become so in tune with their body's bowel movements that they know exactly when a "no-wipe needed" poo has occurred and they get up from pooping without even a "prove-it wipe". Many have wanted to try this power move but have not the stones to dash without a "prove-it wipe". This classy move was originated by Grant Habbershon, a young socialite from Boston who spent 6 months perfecting the move by tweaking his diet and hydration status.

Man, that Terrance used to have such a hard time getting a date but after he perfected the splash and dash he has the confidence of a Bradley Pitt and the women just love him.

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dine and dash

The action to go in a restaurant,sit at a table, order whatever you want, eat and then leave quick without payin.

Johnnay:"Yesterday I went to this fancy ass restaurant, ordered a 200$ meal with the best wine out there and when the waitress turned around I left in a second! hahahahaha!"
Bobby:"HAHAHA, I see you busted a dine and dash again!"
Johnnay:"THATS RIGHT!"

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Slash and Dash

When a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.

Joey: What the hell happened to your top?!
Ross: Some arsehole tried to slash and dash me while I was ordering a pint!

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Gash Dash

To go on a "dash" which consists of going out with your friends and getting as much "gash" as you can.

Friend 1: There is loads of "gash" at this party
Friend 2: Let's go on a "gash dash"

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Naked Dash

A short dash/sprint while naked,in the hope that nobody will spot you and your private parts. Usually undertaken from the shower to your bedroom.

Mick 'Dude, i got caught by my mom doing the Naked Dash today, most embarrassing thing OF ALL TIME!'

Seán 'LMAO, I'd be so bummed'

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