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a ostrich-like bird that runs fast but can't fly
emus are found in australia
A woman, usually of feminist variety, whose personality, tone and aggressive temperament lays waste to her would-be normal life.
Characterized by seething rage, combined with an utter misery matched only by their hatred for happy women and cis-men.
This engulfs their entire life and value system.
The destructive, repulsive nature of narcissism usually manifests itself in an outward need for attention. This can be any type as it is always under the guise of a virtuous cause du-jour.
After every Avenue of aggression, selfish-ness and victimhood are attempted, the “female” finally resorts to her last option: BAIT
Suddenly a profile picture is updated.
With Darwin shitting his pants, the disgusting, attention-seeking haircut appears. Pixie, short bangs, all-one-length, chops, lops, tousled, Skrillex and many more, all designed to provoke inquiry as to the statement being presented.
It’s at this moment the Emu speaks its first words: a red, angry, reaction face on social media.
With an open mouth, glaring eyes and heavy mascara an animal appears: a bird.
An emu is a type of bird of the most useless variety known to researchers today. They scream, they’re violent, they’re ugly and they serve no known valuable purpose, as of this writing.
Some crossover can happen, so sometimes Karen’s can be referred to as Emu’s, depending on their attitude and appearance.
Derek Chauvin: did you see that Emu earlier in the court room?
Attorney: The one that kept trying to sit in front of the camera?
Derek Chauvin: yep, short 1/2” purple bangs , scowl, open-mouth. Almost like an angry dragon but less useful
A strong and powerful tank. Can survive getting shot by an M60.
These creatures are like tanks with feathers. Humans fought a war against them, we lost. (- The Great Emu War)
The Emu’s just kept coming, no matter how many times we fired they just kept coming. With every death came another 12.
there are two types of emus in the world
emu the animal.
emu otori
emus are very smart and nostoglic, they came around in 1696 but emu otori came out on 30 september 2020 but her birthday is 9 september
person A : i love emus
Person B : what emu?
Person A :emu otori
Person B : slay
A sexual position similar to doggie style, but less slobbery and more feathery. Requires the receiving party to be positioned in the floor with their legs tucked under them. Its logistically challenging.
Edgar’s favorite position was naturally emu style.
a good looking fellow who is actually Korean and is a human boy and likes anime
here comes that Japanese emu! oh sh*t what up!