enemy at the gate

When you have fecal matter position for launch out of your anus in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Therefor the turd becomes your enemy. Another word for prairie dogging.

Did you see Brian's face turn green at the Christmas party before he excused himself? I think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.

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bill gates

Destiny chose this guy to be what he is. A fucking genius.

An unselfish man who gaves away billions of dollars for education and other charitous services. How can he be evil? All you assholes hating on him...don't hate because you know damn well you'd love being the richest person in the world too.

I'm rich bitch!
- Bill Gates

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Synyster Gates

Most fucking amazing guitarist in the world, his solos will tear your asshole in half, i wish i could keep him cause i want him and his face

Some bitch: hey whos that
Me: thats Synyster Gates you dumb fuck *kicks in the fuckin face* now worship him!!

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Meat on the gate

A term that is commonly used among prison inmates in which the asking inmate is requesting the responding inmate place his penis through the bars of the gate in his cell so that the asking inmate may perform fellatio on him. This term is believed to have originated in the new york correctional system.

Responding inmate: "Yo, bring me some weed"
Asking inmate:"alright, but put some meat on the gate"

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synester gates

The legend, who is a guitarist from Avenged Sevenfold (A7X)

no one can play the guitar like synester gates!!

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Gate Crash

To enter a party uninvited - ''crash the party''

Get Smashed Gate Crash >> Hadouken! Lyric.
meaning to crash a party. arrive unvited. get pissed.

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rusty gate

when you don't wipe you ass good enough and it itches.

James: "My ass itches!"
Chris: "Go wipe your ass, you have a rusty gate."

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