giraffe-neck

To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.

Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.

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Awkward Giraffe

Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the other person's arm slowly.

Debbie: Is it in?
James: *already finished*
Debbie:....
James: *awkward giraffe*

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The Giraffe of People

Someone who is really tall, as is the giraffe compaired to many other animals.

To a tall person: "Damn, you're so tall, you're the giraffe of people."

About a tall person: "Dude, did you see that guy? He was like the giraffe of people."

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Giraffe Flaps

The level of highness directly below bird pussy.

I'm so high I went straight past giraffe flaps and right up to bird pussy.

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dying giraffe

When your friend gets a horrible look on their face that can only be described as a dying giraffe.

Man, wipe that dying giraffe look off your face!

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Electric giraffe

It is a solo sex act in which you start by wrapping your penis in in tin foil, followed by pulling your ballsack back to form a giraffe like symbol with your phallic member, then continuing to insert your tin foil wrapped genitalia into a live electrical socket.

Jim: "Drew how did you end up in the hospital last night?"
Drew: "I tried an electric giraffe and got some shocking results."

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journey of the giraffe

sexual journey of the cock from the pussy, through the woman's tits and into the mouth.

I did the journey of the giraffe to that bitch last night.

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