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any object prepelled and shot across the room from a high pressured Queef
I was minding my own business when she sent a Queef Missile across the room and hit me in the head
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Breasts with a pointed or conical shape.
Did you see her boobs? They're missile boobs!
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The act of putting toilet paper in the toilet first, and then taking a dump on top of it. The outcome is a turd floating above the water creating a terrible stench. This is a great thing to leave in a public bathroom, or anyones bathroom that you despise.
Mike: Man, who blew the bathroom up? Somebody shit in here on top of a big wad of paper, it looks like a Hershey's Kiss
Jeff: That is so nasty! Someone made a missile pad!
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A sexual move, where the male runs from one end of the room and stops with just enough room to slide a couple feet before amazingly finding pleasure in his female counterpart.
Oh my gosh Jenny, my husband gave me an orgasm immediately yesterday. He used a move called the cruz missile.
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when you are standing there minding your own business and then WHAM! Out shoots a turd that squishes into the insides of your underwear (or boxers) so fast that you dont even know its coming.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.
OMG! Look at that kid! He just shot out a scud missile right in the middle of wal-mart!
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Scott Gomez, center for the NHL's New Jersey Devils, because he is the first NHL player of Mexican heritage.
"I got nicknamed the 'Mexican Missile' in juniors. I still get a laugh out of that." - Gomez, to ESPN the Magazine
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When a semi truck driver, or any driver really, has had to piss in a bottle while on the road and then they get road rage and throw said bottle out the window, preferably at another vehicle, it then becomes a Piss Missile.
“Did you hear what Steve did? Some Prius driver cut him off on the freeway and he tossed a Piss Missile at him the next chance he had.”
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