Flat Tire

When you step on the back of someone's shoe to make it come off, or make them trip.

When I gave him a flat tire, everyone laughed.

Give that bitch a flat tire, I hate her.

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Tired as a mouse

A daily state of extreme sleepiness in babies and young children following excessive hyperactivity. As exhausted as one would be after a long chase or obstacle course. Content, loving, bleary eyed and peaceful. They love their bed when they're in this state and get so excited when laid down to sleep yawning and satisfied.

You are tired as a mouse

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Fat Tire

An amber ale brewed by New Belgium Brewing Company of Fort Collins, Colorado.

"Gimme a Fat Tire!"
"That'll be $6.00."
"Damn, I wish I lived in Colorado."

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tired as shit

(adj.) To be so tired as to feel like shit and as to feel like you are numb to everything.

Man, I'm so tired as shit, I can't even keep my eyes open; I'm so tired I can't even get turned on by this porno. And I'm usually horny as hell when I'm tired or awake in the slightest sense of the word.

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tire whore

The tire whore is the professional tire recycler who never refuses to pickup any used tire at any price. He is the one who undercuts everyone else in the business.

Hey buddy, are you the tire whore that has been picking up all the tires in the neighbourhood for next to nothing. Yes that's me, Rick Savioli.

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Tired High

When one person is to a point of being so tired, that there mind is half way between dream world and reality, causing them to possibly see things that aren’t there or say things they normally wouldn't

"Hey, why did you say you wanted to eat my cat last night?"

"Sorry, I didn't mean it, I was tired high... couldn't get much sleep."

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spare tire

In a group of five friends, the fifth friend can be considered a spare tire.
The spare tire is there to replace one of the other friends if they should become absent. The fifth friend is usually the least liked, and is only enjoyed by the others when their numbers start to shrink.

The spare tire is easily replaceable and cannot do anything against the group or risk being replaced. The spare is also subject to harsh criticism by the four.

As Jimmy was sick that day, Daniel the Spare Tire, would get to take his place

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