Black noodle that will take you.... and make weird tentacle porn an international kamasutra position. AN:Make sure you have some tater-tots to convince him
Hey man,my gf and I just adquired a venom.Wanna join?
The worst thing imaginable. Both the superhero, and the stuff that sneks use to kill you. Venom has a terrible backstory and should burn with potato and beowulf.
Zee: Plat did you see that new Venom movie!!??
Plat: I heard it sucked!
Zee: Kills Plat
someone who has the evil eye, someone who has the guts, someone who has the balls and it also means pressuringly, doing something you didnt want to do whilst being blackmailed.
"This guy's got the venom!"
"This guy's gotten the venom!"
Infamous name in the criminal underworld of NYC, specifically the Bayside area. Known for his mysterious aura and knuckle conditioning exercises. He is also a convicted child predator.
“Yo Venom, what’s good cuz?”
“GABRIEL, DON’T FLOOR IT”
Widely known alleged child molester in the Bayside, NY area. (Not to be confused with Venom, the supervillain). Known for his reckless driving and fentanyl production warehouse.
“Yo, I just saw Venom blow a light down northern.”
“He probably has a child in the back.”
Badass alien who likes to bite off heads and infect people with himself. He’s like a slithering black goo that dies if on earth without a hosts. He’s always hungry
Venom infected Eddie and forced him to eat a lot
A 7 foot 6, 500 pound badass with an insatiable appetite for human brains. Often depicted with a black shiny appearance, large white splotches for eyes, and his iconically vicious grin, filled with sharp pointy teeth. He is from a race of aliens called the Klyntar, also known as the symbiotes. Venom's main host is Eddie Brock, although he has bonded with different people. He's big, malicious and has a deep ravenous voice. And he's a surprisingly fast swimmer.
"Venom is so scary, look at his teeth!"
"Nah nah, it was so cool to watch him scale that building then beat up some swat guys!"