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CURLS!
If you don't get it, you never will.
Directioner: Horan The World?!
Other Directioner: CURLS!!!!
Directionator:... what?
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To suffer inexplicable pain of some sort. This pain isn't necessarily physical, however. The usage of the word "world" doesn't always implicate a great length of time that the pain will exist, but rather the magnitude of the pain.
I spent my first year of college drinking and failing classes. Now Daddy won't pay my tuition, and I have to go to community college. I'm in a world of hurt!
Dad: Son, did you go outside without my permission again?
Son: (lying) No, Mom said--
Dad: *removes belt* You're about to be in a world of hurt!
Son: *starts crying even though he hasn't been hit yet*
Dad: Why are you crying? I haven't even hit you yet! But don't worry, i'm about to give you something to cry about.
...Not that that actually happened or anything...
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a pretentious collection of pseudo-spiritual content that is merely a vehicle for the self-promotion of a no-talent poser
They arrived at the performance expecting some truth but the whole thing turned out to be nothing but a hive world.
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A phrase that was used to describe the states in the Communistic Soviet Union. Since Soviet went down the pooper, the term isnt as well known as it used to be.
First World: USA
Second World: The Soviet
Third World: Kenya
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World of Warcraft- WoW is kind of like smoking. You don't see what all the fuss is about in the beginning, until one of your friends gives you a free taste. Still, you can't see how addicting it is until you have tried it a few times. Then you start buying it, and using it by the bundle, and you can't seem to stop. You'll do anything just to get a few good hours in with your favorite pasttime. You slowly start to lose touch with former friends and family, and meet lots of strange new people with a similar addiction. Prolonged use can lead to death. It's very difficult to get out of your system, you must rely on the strangth of others, for your willpower has ben sapped.
General Surgeons Warning- Not intended for oral or anal use. WoW shouldn't be used if you suffer from seizures or are an expectant mother. Side effects include obsession, nausea, vomiting, and pink eye. Ask you doctor before using.
I've wasted 1,000 hours of my life playing World of Warcraft. The closest I've spent this much on time on something is porn. - cyberNinja62333
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Funniest Movie Ever. Stars Mike Myers and Dana Carvey. It was also made in the year of my birth (1992), which is like....EXCELLENT!
Wayne (Mike Myers) & Garth (Dana Carvey) are two rock-and-roll-loving guys from Aurora, Illinois (Which is a subberb of Chicago, Excellent!) who host a late-night public access show from the basement of Wayne's parents' house. When TV exec Ben Kane (Rob Lowe) decides to PAY them to do their show on a regular network, they quicky agree. But, Wayne & Garth soon discover that it's not all they thought it would be.
Inculdes the famous "Bohemian Rapsody" scene.
Funniest Move EVER!
Trust me, see this movie. NOW!!!
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The greatest place on earth, or at least in the continental United States. A place that anyone of any age can have fun, sure it's mad expensive, but it's worth it.
Me - Hey Mom!! I want to get on Tower of Terror now!! C'mon, hurry up, move with a purpose!! This is DIsney World!!
Mom - Sade, shut up, stop acting like you're 5. We have time to get on all the rides you want to get on just wait.
Me- (mumbles)
I get really excited when we go to Disney World.
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