cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

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This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

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good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.

Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee

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Good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast

Coffee

Man I could really go for a cup of “good bean water taste like chocolate make me go fast”

“Coffee”

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ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

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Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

The Correct Response to a quief cuz that's shit is nasty.

So I Told Her... Hey, you stop farting all over my penis, and make me a pie

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My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

Mega G Andrew Tate’s father’s quote. Basically he’s saying he had a ready insight to all things and he is never tired and relentless so that makes him scary.

My unmatched perspicacity, coupled with sheer indefatigability makes me a feared opponent in any realm of human endeavor

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