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song by the white stripes off the album "Icky Thump" with one of the worst drum parts to ever be recorded for such a popular album. Fans of Meg White will argue that her style is minimal and simplistic for a reason, but if you listen to this song you'll see there is no technical reasoning behind the suck-ass playing.meg just cant play.
"this song icky thump is kinda catchy but those drums suck"
"oh yeah thats cuz meg white cant play drums for shit"
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In prison, I got thumped in the o-ring, and I could barely walk afterwards!
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When you go to bed after taking a shit and over the course of the night, you scratch your asshole and you end up with shit on your finger.
"Hey last night I went Mississippi mud-thumping and I didn't even know it!"
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either the first name you can think of when calling eachother names, or rosie o'donnell. the nastiest pussy you could ever find besides a blue waffle.
ex1:
you: hey see that horse thumping thunder cunt on tv
friend: yeah bro shes nasty as fuck
ex2:
friend: fuck you whore!
you: eat shit! you horse thumping thunder cunt!
To be screwed
Derived from the sound of squeeky bed springs or sex without sufficent lubricant.
Bob: "What happened to that chick who got caught giving BJs in the boys room?"
Dan: "Thump Eah Eah Eah"
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This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version.
Example 1: I thumped her pumpkin so hard her ears blead last night...
Example 2: Damn that Hubard Squash, I had no date so I thumped that pumpkin and gave it a pearl necklass...
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A longer phrase than fuck my life but means the same thing. Usually used after something very bad happens or someone says something bad. Can be followed by putting your index finger and middle finger in your mouth and moving your thumb..like your shooting yourself.
Girl 1: What would you do if I broke your dick in two pieces.
Guy 1: Click boom splat thump.
Girl 1: Same here!