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tight as a tick

To be painfully full. A Southern colloquialism that is used after consuming far too much food. If you have ever popped a tick when it is full of blood the connection is quite obvious.

Beuford: Man that was some good barbeque! I am full!
Bubba: No kidding, I'm as tight as a tick!

by Olin Oden July 27, 2014

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Settle for Ticks

This is phrase that can be roughly translated to "it could be worse." It is derived from the idea that there are far worse things in this world than ticks (the pesky, tiny arachnid). One who sees the silver lining in a situation would "settle for ticks," in favor of a more terrible outcome.

-"Damnit! I can't believe we don't have floor seats."

-"Hey man, I'd settle for ticks, we could be up on the balcony, and then we wouldn't even be able to see the band."

by Bentat December 14, 2010

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tick-tock

An increasing sign of insanity, it's often said aloud multiple times by those slowly losing their minds. Often accompanied with a blank stare.

Steve: Tick-tock...tick-tock...

Joe: You alright man?

Steve: Tick-tock...tick-tock...

by Fireheart July 29, 2010

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beer tick

A male who consumes too much beer and attempts to latch on to a variety of females.

The beer ticks at the frat party were way more than I could handle. Someone should invent a spray.

by beentheredonethat189 June 6, 2010

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dick tick

Dick tick. Tick entrenched on the head of the penis. Symptoms include herpes like sore, swollen glands and inflamed itchy chode.

"Compared to my ball tick, my dick tick was a bitch."

by Dick Tick May 24, 2008

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butt-ticks

when you go hiking in the woods and a tick gets latched onto your ass.

ho there be some gnarly butt-ticks right on me sphincter mate.

by ---kris--- January 2, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ditty tick

other word for boob fucking

tay: man that girl got some big boobs
tim: yea ill ditty tick her ass

by tay raw August 21, 2009

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