mexican tissue

mexican paper with photo of el presidente Vicente Fox

gringos what would you do with mexican tissue with picture of Vicente Fox ?? U see! I didn't need to write an example.

New presidente to recall all mexican tissue. New nafta rules 1 paso = 1 dollar!!!, I must dig deep in this old outhouse mucho denaro!!

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tissue bitch

1. Sam ( brother of Zach )
2. The slave who comes around with a waste basket picking up used tissues. These tissues may contain snot or shit. He then takes theese tissues to his room where he places them on massive shrine. He sometimes scrapes off the the shit and mixes it with ostrich milk and injects it into his anus.

Now thats a sick bastard!!!

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toilet tissue

Just in case you run out of toilet "paper", hey theres always tissues! Thus the word toilet tissue is made.

" Hey man pass the toilet tissue"

" OVER SIZED TOILET TISSUE!!!"

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soft tissue

Persons that looks big, strong, or buff, but truly weak and soft on the inside

Grab that dresser and run it up to the third floor, soft tissue!

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French Tissue

The Tissue a man uses to wipe his penis after having anal sex with a women before he gets a blowjob. This can also be put in the womens mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.

Guy 1- I was having anal yesterday and my girl made me wipe my dick before sucking me off.

Guy 2- Thats a french tissue did you stick in her mouth at a later stage simply for the lolz.

Guy 1- Yes it was hillarious.

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Tissue Dependency

When you have a cold and your nose is so runny that you need to carry a box of tissues around with you all day.

My sister has really bad tissue dependency right now: She's actually tied a box to her leg.

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Wet tissue

Sperm

She swallowed my wet tissue

I got my wet tissue all over Sarah’s face

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