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When you commit a terrorist attack and then find yourself dead and buried under rubble, along with all of your terrorist friends, you've been Israeled.

Hassan Nasrallah and Hezbollah fired thousands of missiles at Israel, killed hundreds of US Marines and French soldiers, and hijacked the entire country of Lebanon. He and a his commanders were finally killed in a devastating example of FAFO. Justice was served. They got Israeled.

by BookGuySD September 30, 2024

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Israeled

It's when someone takes over something that does not belong to them and when you want it back they will kill you and cry in their social media with ai generated photos and somehow people are stupid enough to believe them

Nick: Bro, my neighbor stole my favorite video game and he won't give it back to me.

Leon: Looks like you just got Israeled.

by Ahmednotisraeledland October 28, 2023

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Israeled

is· real· ed, pronounced is-ree-ald;

When someone attributes their own thoughts, feelings, motives, and actions, to another person, often to avoid acknowledging or dealing with their own undesirable qualities or actions.

“ he stole someone else’s belongings then blamed the victim. Poor guy just got Israeled

“Man, you love to victimize yourself when you are the fucked up person, Stop being such an Israeli”

Lookout man, you don’t want to be Israeled. They’ll have You thinking You’re the problem”

by Wiiqleh December 7, 2023

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Israeled

The act of decolonising a land by its indigenous people, changing back the place names to their original language, bringing back the ancient language and customs of that indigenous people and building a thriving society with equal rights for all citizens.

We're indigenous to this land, how do we get autonomy over it again? Let's look at how the Jews did it and get Israeled.

by Jaspa95 June 4, 2024

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Israeled

When you take something that’s just okay and make it absolutely excellent, exceptional, unique and unbeatable.

“So glad we Israeled our business, now we’re raking in billions.”

by DovBaer May 31, 2024

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Israeled

Someone taking an item or idea that is obviously not theirs and claiming it as their own

The Europeans Israeled Falafel

by bid13 July 10, 2024

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Israeled

To be falsely accused of hate crimes by changing history, making up facts, dumbing down complex situations, relying on uneducated people interested in shouting vs. learning and thinking, and simply ignoring inconvenient facts and history. Often done by people either with limited or no substantial education or ability to engage in critical thinking or by people who have a specific agenda that requires denying reality.

You got accused by a mob of a crime in one area even though you were totally in another area? You totally got Israeled.

by urbansurburban123 May 30, 2024

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