The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once
Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity
A man who is good at keeping scores at a primary school gala day
Head over to Jacob tobias howes after your race to get your medal
The very definition of a loser, this person is the saddest person alive. some say that you will end up with a severe depression after being in contact with this being.
You see that guy over there? He is such a Tobias Hansen, ugh!
ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!
but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.
alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!
also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...
my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??
me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.
my friend: there's only one pic but okay...
a boy and a girl that sits togheter in class, they loove apelsin juce.
HHSAHYSDVWHUD skskskkskkskssk
This is my friendss odin and tobias. KSKSKSKSKKSKSKKSKS
A skibity toilet rizz sigma. Once said to defeat baby gronk
I got molested by a tobias perkins
andrew tobias is attracted to the male gender and gets on great with boys named lucas and logan. he is very low iq but has a very famous and supportive mother who has posted 1000s of times on instagram
Hey andrew tobias ur looking fine today. logan