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Seeing the big juicy tomato just makes you extremely wet/hard.
It just makes you extremely aroused
Damn this tomato fetish is making everyday life hard for me, every time i go to the store i get super hard man.
Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"
*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"
Person who equally enjoys squirting their sauce on a sausage or a burger
Fertiliser of genitalia regardless of the owners gender
Hey, is that chick Michaela coming over tonight, heard she's a tomato saucer.
Pubic lice. Fucking pubic lice.
Ay man I tapped that girl last night and she gave me eight tomato.
When Ethan V. fingers and/or licks Mrs. Yates pussy
Cole C. Play tomatoes with Nicole V.
During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.
When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.
blue tomato (n):
1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.