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blue tomato (n):
1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
blue tomato (n):
1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.
At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.
Pubic lice. Fucking pubic lice.
Ay man I tapped that girl last night and she gave me eight tomato.
When Ethan V. fingers and/or licks Mrs. Yates pussy
Cole C. Play tomatoes with Nicole V.
During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.
When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.
Seeing the big juicy tomato just makes you extremely wet/hard.
It just makes you extremely aroused
Damn this tomato fetish is making everyday life hard for me, every time i go to the store i get super hard man.