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Pubic lice. Fucking pubic lice.
Ay man I tapped that girl last night and she gave me eight tomato.
Person who equally enjoys squirting their sauce on a sausage or a burger
Fertiliser of genitalia regardless of the owners gender
Hey, is that chick Michaela coming over tonight, heard she's a tomato saucer.
blue tomato (n):
1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
blue tomato (n):
1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity
David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.
During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.
When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.
Seeing the big juicy tomato just makes you extremely wet/hard.
It just makes you extremely aroused
Damn this tomato fetish is making everyday life hard for me, every time i go to the store i get super hard man.
Noun: During an awkward moment when there is only silence, you become an awkward tomato. Because, it's an awkward situation and you just stand there still like a tomato. Tomatoes are vibrant and red which means they're noticed which is much like how you feel in an awkward situation; very noticeable.
*Someone tells a shitty joke*
*You stand there in the silence still*
Bystander: "Hey look at that awkward tomato!"
*Someone doesn't understand the joke*
*All those who understood stand there still in the silence"
Bystander: "Hey look at those awkward tomatoes!"