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Something that a total idiot says when he has nothing better to do with his life. Usually a good indication that someone needs to develop some maturity and/or conversational skills (probably both).
Joe: "Wong Tong Poddle Dip!"
Mike: "Uhh dude... get a life"
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a general request to have no "panking" in the vicinity of one's "tong pound."
While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.
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You say it when you have heartburn after eating... or even when you are really full.
"Tony" and "tongs" can be replaced depending on the circumstances... like at a Chinese restaurant..... Uncle Chen dropped the chopsticks!
(at dinner) uggh, Uncle Tony dropped the tongs! (physically drops utensils)
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to be spoken with an oriental accent to an oriental whom you know speaks English but says he dosen't
A gentleman joins a queue at the front and protests that he doesn't understand English when asked to go to the back of the queue.
Will later ask if this bus stops at Clappham Junction? you reply Ying Tong Iddle I po!
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"Asian" phrase which means "Checking on everybody on the tsunami thing"
originated from a video rant posted by Alexandra Wallace who attends UCLA.
She has a nice rack.
TONG TING LONG LING CHONG CHING??
OOOHHH!!! CHING CHONG LING LONG TING TONG... OOHHH!!!
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Is a term used by english speakers to mock the chinese culture
You: What does a chinese man say
Person: What
You: Ching chong, ling long, ting tong
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Apparantly what all Asians say when they talk in the library on their cellphones.
Made famous by a youtube video of a "polite, nice American girl" who lowered UCLA's standards by being able to get accepted there.
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Hi, in America we do not talk on our cell phones in the library....Over here from somewhere, "Ooooh Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong, Ooohhhhh." .... I swear they're going through their whole families, just checking on everybody from the tsunami thing.....if you're gonna go call your address book like you might as well go outside.
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Ignorant person: "Isn't it annoying when you hear Asians talk in the library? It just all sounds like 'Ching Chong Ling Long Ting Tong' to me."
Normal person: "What the fuck..."
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