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While doing anal they fart on your dick
“Yo how’d it go with the girl last night?”
“Terrible. We were doing some butt shit and she gave me a beef topper. I ghosted her.”
A nut topper is a long phallus or fleshy object that rests above the male nut sack. Often British English speaking gents will use this noun while at the country club or Queen's quarters to not sound so rough or harsh.
Sentence: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
William: "James, would you stop staring at my lengthy nut topper and get me a freaking towel!"
James: "Willy, your nut topper is eerily disguised by the ridiculous size of your sack of nuts. Here is a towel. Now get yourself presentable, the Queen is almost here".
Ask Delilah, it’s her favourite move.
Delilah is a pro meister with the Topper Snorkel Double Cheek
the act of having a wank during or after a shit and jizzing in the bowl of the toilet on top of the shit you've just done.
"Just did a shit topper, sorted me right out"
When a girl strips naked, puts lotion on their breast, and spins a fidget spinner on the nipple.
Hey did you know that a titty-topper is good for your health if you do it once a day?