totes awk

Short for "totally awkward." Coined first by people at Emerson College too lazy to say the whole words, and those who were trying to be edgy by making up new words/phrases. Often accompanied by sign language movements meaning "totally awkward."

I just ran into that guy I had hooked up with last week. It was totes awk.

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totes presh

internet-influenced abbreviation for "totally precious"

Omg, these kittens are totes presh! <3

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Totes McGoats

The cool way of saying 'totally'.

Popular Girl 1: So are you going to my party!?
Popular Girl 2: Totes McGoats.
Popular Girl 1: Cool!

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Totes Awes

A shortening of the phrase totally awesome; used to describe something that is exciting or rad.

"How was the gig?"
"The gig was Totes Awes"

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Totes for goats

Means totally or awesome!

Yeah man! That’s totes for goats!

Tote boi

One who participates in "tote" activities such as:
- Eating too much
- F**king chicks weird
- Fronting with the chest
- Having horrible, unoriginal comebacks
- Cat calling chicks and saying "sup trick"
- Cutting box on the top box
- Dodging wet situations with grenades present
- Draining 24 oz Bud Talls in less than 8 seconds

The biggest douche-bag (tote boi) on campus you've ever seen... Most commonly found on Wisconsin college campuses.

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JK Totes

A name referring to a pair of teenagers.

They're generally free, wild spirited kids who like to road less travelled by.

They have adventures and are always having fun together.

Those two are JK Totes together.