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truck toucher

usually a female refers to your penis because touching a mans truck is like touching his cock

that girl in the skimpy skirt is such a truck toucher.

by bigolboy November 3, 2011


toilet toucher

When your d*ck is long enough to touch the water or toilet bowl side when you sit down on the toilet

WOW! Zeb’s the only one with a toilet toucher in the family- Crystal

by Longdonglara September 3, 2021


Light toucher

a light toucher means someone who you touch on sexually gets flustered or moans softly easily

person 1: woah dude i heard things got heated last night what happened
person 2: oh nothing happened shes just a light toucher

by brusheksidjdnnsnnapenis June 18, 2020


Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo February 25, 2011

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Eyebrow toucher

Fucking weirdo

Look at that fucker over there, that fucker is an eyebrow toucher for sure

by Danny Dan Daniels September 24, 2023


Lid toucher

A lesser version of a lid lifter.
Still a quite satisfactory event which occurs when popping corn for a nice Netflix and chill session and the exploded popcorn fills the cooking vessel to the very lid. Touching the lid firmly and with satisfaction but not lifting it from the pot.

J: What'd you do last night?
B: Chilled with F with some Netflix Inc
J! Coolio
B: yeah, she made a wicked batch of popcorn. A true lid toucher.

by April 16, 2022


double toucher

A shit that while it is still connected to your anus touches the water at the bottom of the toilet.

Guy 1: Dude I just laid out this ridiculous double toucher it was fucking sick!
Guy 2: Dude! What the fuck?

by ThatStretchDickhead October 28, 2017