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The most excellent and sweet owesome tractors ever invented, it was like a hick walked into lamborghini headquarters and was like " I WANT A TRACTOR GIVE IT TO ME" and the Lamborghini executives were like "ok" and built these beasts.
"dude a lamborghini tractor just challenged me to a street race and won, i mean come on i'm in a freking porche here"
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A homosexual display of "peacocking" in which two homosexual males with Prince Albert piercings stand face to face, attach a chain between the two piercings, and then begin pulling away from each other, putting tension on the chain until one of the men concedes victory to the other, or one of the piercings is ripped out.
"Oh my god, did you hear what happened to Patrick? He had a few too many Rose Water Rickey's last night and lost his foreskin in a late night, drunken tractor pull with Bruce.
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A synonym for the act of two people engaging in a double sided dildo.
"Hey you ever see 'Requiem for a Dream?'"
"Yeah, doesn't Jennifer Connelly get the tractor pull?"
"Yep, big time tractor pull. Went ass to ass with that other chick."
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Tractor boy - a person, usually male, well acquainted with tractors, farm machinery and the like, who should fuck off back to the farm rather than telling me how to do my job in I.T.
Listen tractor boy, fuck off back to the farm!
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Tito had to split...After lunch is his normal time to wax the tractor.
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The country man's word for "penis"
Ill take you for a ride on my big green tractor
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When a farmers daughter has sex with a city boy to show him
how it's done in the country. Like riding a tractor it's slow and bouncy.
She rode the tractor so hard that her boobs were bouncing like crazy
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