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A guy who has seen too much, and doesn't know how to feel about it
Why does Papyrus with too many traumas have so many traumas?
BOI DO YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW??
Taking a huge toke of mary jane causing your head to hurt.
Like geting struck in the head with bat.
Oh man!!! I just took some serious blunt force trauma to the dome!
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A rephrasing of the acronym PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder),
the (often) consequent behavior of those who were (or currently) traumatized.
Changed the 2nd part from an adjective to noun to generalize as it can be imprinted by just hearing unpleasant news
as well as actual physical harm
The 3rd part personalizes as this describes the afflicted rather than the stressor by which the
4th (last) i.e. (usually crappy) altitude has been modified from (original Psychology term) PTSD.
A (very) common result is that those afflicted tend to use the trauma(s) as a "crutch" rather than recovering in a healthy way,
becoming pity whores and/or control freaks to most people they interact with in their lives, often cynical wet blankets and bragplainers
Many handicapped/infirm and/or dispirited people tend to develop Post-Trauma Survivor Disposition of which rather than enjoying Life, makes those around them exploited and/or miserable
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The basic law of most television.
My mom: *watching a nasty medical program* Eeegh, how can you stand to watch that?
Me: Hey, one guy's trauma is another guy's drama?
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Remember that time your mom called you fat? Or that time your dad said you’re worthless? Its time for them to apologize! Only on December 31st!
“Mom, it’s National parents-apologize-for-trauma-they-put-their-kids-through day, you know what that means? You’re a horrible mother that doesn’t care about their child’s feelings!”
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When you get to choose your trauma, it's voluntary. You get to choose what type, when and why.
Also when you voluntarily decide to trauma dump on people, you can call that voluntary trauma.
Jess: Yoo let's go to the cemetery by the school and get some voluntary trauma!
Pradhi: Sure! I've never gotten to pick my trauma before!
They are the hottest, coolest, funniest, craxx machaxx person in the room. Everybody loves them. Closeted LGBT, closeted corporate hater. Their thoughts are divine.
Hey, do you know Indian Institute of Trauma?
Yes! They're the best meme page ever!