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A British cunt who's sweet, smart and nice yet needy.
Why are you so Tristan?
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A bitch that gets 97 ben yedder in a FIFA 81+ pack and is a total loser with a micro penis and has no friends
Tristan the bitch got 97 ben yedder in a 81+ pack
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a lying jerk who will break your heart without even caring. he is cocky and thinks he’s cool. he has many friends and is typically the leader of a squad.
That jerk broke her heart, what a Tristan.
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All tritan's are fukkin legends & yung plätzzeres. The legend himself!!🐍🐍
Suck tristan's dick 4 good luck
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A british school boy looking for a horny blonde. The name tristan was a popular name in europe and still is today. The species of tristans get horny wen hearing monkeys grunt at their moms
tristan goes to zoo and sees monkeys having sex and asks his mom, " what are they doing mommy." then she says' "baking a cake." next they go c alligators and the kid says, " they're baking a cake too." the next day the kid says to the mom, "i heard u and daddy baking a cake last night." then she says, " howd u know." then he says, " bcz i licked the frosting of the couch. ;)
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Tristan is the best man alive on earth. He is always there for anyone even if you do him dirty. He is also a really good boyfriend, aggressive yet gentle he tends to care for his girlfriend. He loves her unconditionally and is always there for her even through rough times. If you even find a Tristan, never let him go, I promise you’ll regret it.
Example 1 “ I love my boyfriend Tristan so much, he is the best”
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Tristan, a person I’ll never regret meeting. I’ve felt numb my whole life but then ever since I moved to an un specified place and then met him I actually felt happy for once.
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