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If a Trojan Student pass each other in the hall, they shall preforme cock and ball torture
1. "oh goodie theres jimmy, hope he enjoys my trojan squeeze"
2. "It is very disrespectful to decline my trojan squeeze young man"
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a "John Trojan" is a male who is the epitome of arrogance, yet he is totally oblivious to the fact that his behavior is absurd.
See the second definition of douchebag for a perfect synonym.
A "John Trojan" is THAT guy that wears the Trojan condom shirt (where the term originated, and John from John Doe) because he thinks it's cool, that guy who is an asshole to women, but still gets laid, and that guy who thinks he's the shit when he's not. He is usually surrounded by a clan of dumbfucks who encourage his behavior.
Girl: Omg, he wouldn't stop texting me stuff about how he wants to hook up with me and how big his dick was. What a douchebag.
Other girl: Was his name John Trojan? Cause that's what he sounds like.
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The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.
"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."
"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"
Definition Code A-001
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The act of intentionally hooking a guy up with a chick knowing that she has STD's with the hope that he will sleep with her and get the STD also.
Dave's ex threw him a Trojan Whore to get back at him for the divorce.
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When you smear poop all over the top of a toilet seat (stress only the top of the seat) and than place the seat in the up position. The stall must be otherwise clean to give the next user the impression that someone has left the seat up as a 'gift' to keep it free and clear of urine. When the next user attempts to move the seat into the number 2 position he/she finds that the 'gift' is a Trojan horse.
Person 1: dude you won't believe what just happened to me.
Person 2: really,what?
Person 1: I ran to the bathroom to take a poop and when I put the seat down there was poop all over it!! I couldn't clean it off in time and tried to squat with little success. My pants wouldn't allow me to get my squat above the bowl and I pooped on my leg.
Person 2: dude you were the unlucky recipitant of a Trojan horse!
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youve just blown into a trojan condom and pulled it back to fling it off your cock
i did this hooker and i couldnt get outta there fast enough - so i pulled my franger for the slingshot trojan
The art of constantly quoting terms from the 'Urban Dictionary' in social situations, in order to confuse or impress.
Person 1: Nah I don't really like her that much
Person 2: Dat ass doe!
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Trojan Dictionary doe?