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Tit tuba

Noun
Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.

Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.

by Detective Tituba November 29, 2018


Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014


wet tuba

When you ejaculate in your partners anus , then your partner releases the cum through passing gas

Honey would you like a wet tuba

by Film layers February 27, 2017


Play the Tuba

Another in a long line of euphemisms for blowjob.

She can really Play the Tuba.

by RVert October 06, 2011


Tuba Rockstar

Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:

1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.

2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.

Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar

or

Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar

by CTFO September 09, 2010


Baby Tuba

baby tuba is something that you hear when you are very tired and your very awake friend is blabbing at you. Basically, it is when you hear the wrong thing.

Tina: We should get high.
Summer: Wha, baby tuba?

by rifka123 May 03, 2009


Santa's Tuba

A Person who can fart in 56 secs.

My mom is a Santa's tuba!

by xX 44100 Xx March 18, 2021