filthy tuba

Despite plenty of public ridicule towards the notion of "clown college," it is a fairly sophisticated establishment, full of ancient traditions and practices not known to the common man. An aspiring clown is only allowed to graduate once they complete the sacred ritual known as a filthy tuba. The jovial neophyte will begin by offering up a sacrifice to the old gods, Kid Villain and John Kickjazz of the Insane Clown Posse. Then they will remove the sacrifice's intestine and tie off one end. After blowing the guts up like a balloon, the soon-to-be graduate must tie it into a balloon animal. The sacrifice alone will earn a bachelor's in clownography. In order to acquire a master's degree, the balloon must be tied into a tuba-like shape, and it must be used to perform Beethoven's 3rd Symphony in its entirety.

Johnny: Hey, how are finals going?
Chuckles: I've just got one more: the filthy tuba.
Johnny: Oh, sick. Do you need any help studying?
Chuckles: Sure, let's practice!

Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

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wet tuba

When you ejaculate in your partners anus , then your partner releases the cum through passing gas

Honey would you like a wet tuba

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Play the Tuba

Another in a long line of euphemisms for blowjob.

She can really Play the Tuba.

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Tuba Rockstar

Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:

1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.

2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.

Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar

or

Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar

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Baby Tuba

baby tuba is something that you hear when you are very tired and your very awake friend is blabbing at you. Basically, it is when you hear the wrong thing.

Tina: We should get high.
Summer: Wha, baby tuba?

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Santa's Tuba

A Person who can fart in 56 secs.

My mom is a Santa's tuba!

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