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Tits similar in shape size and smell to a tuba.
Holy shit, those were the wonkiest tit tubas I’ve ever seen. They even smelled the part.
To blow into a fat chick's asshole.
I want to play the tuba all night.
When you ejaculate in your partners anus , then your partner releases the cum through passing gas
Honey would you like a wet tuba
Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:
1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.
2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.
Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar
or
Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar
baby tuba is something that you hear when you are very tired and your very awake friend is blabbing at you. Basically, it is when you hear the wrong thing.
Tina: We should get high.
Summer: Wha, baby tuba?
A Person who can fart in 56 secs.
My mom is a Santa's tuba!