Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

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Tuba Rockstar

Suggestion that one REALLY blows. For use in meetings and on conference calls, company emails or IM's when:

1. An ambiguous or more politically or socially acceptable and less blatantly profane insult is required.

2. Suggestion that one is a enthusiastic fellatio expert.

Project Manager to person 1: Did you not read the standards?
person 1: I didn't know those applied to me.
person 2 to person 1: You're such a tuba rockstar

or

Guy 1: I finally got that chick in accounting to come over last night.
Guy2: Did you nail her?
Guy 1: No but I found out that she's a total tuba rockstar

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Play the Tuba

Another in a long line of euphemisms for blowjob.

She can really Play the Tuba.

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wet tuba

When you ejaculate in your partners anus , then your partner releases the cum through passing gas

Honey would you like a wet tuba

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Baby Tuba

baby tuba is something that you hear when you are very tired and your very awake friend is blabbing at you. Basically, it is when you hear the wrong thing.

Tina: We should get high.
Summer: Wha, baby tuba?

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Santa's Tuba

A Person who can fart in 56 secs.

My mom is a Santa's tuba!

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tuba

Something that fat boys with pimples play

Man tubas are for fat boys with pimples

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