Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass
Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.
To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"
"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"
Trailer park English..told you so
It's time to turnips and heat Julian
When you put your partner upside down and stick a turnip in there ass or mouth or vagina depending on how the partner is feeling
Wanna get sticky, let's do an upside down turnip
Fellating a hard turd stuck halfway out of your lover's anus.
Heather enjoyed a delicious turnip tugboat the day after her boyfriend ate a large brick of cheddar.