Turnip

Can also refer to an American gem of a gal

Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip

turnip

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

Turnip

Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass

Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.

You really cut the turnip

To mess things up royally; originally used by 19th century farmers to mean "an embarrassing mistake during a harvest"

"You've booked the table for the wrong day, you really cut the turnip on this one"

Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

pink turnips

Fake or plastic boobs

I love to eat pink turnips

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian