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Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"
I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.
A phrase which means to be buried in the ground. Sod is another word for dirt and grass. Tuxedo means that you're laying w/ the grass on top of you.
If you go down that hill, you'll have to put on your sod tuxedo.
Someone who does one helpful thing and leaves.
Just like in Sailor Moon, when he throws his signature rose… and does nothing else.
Tuxedo mask: My work here is done
Sailor Moon: but you didn’t do anything
Tuxedo mask: *leaves*
Concrete Tuxedo basically means a casket,back in the old days,sometimes people were buried in the ground with concrete as a building material for a casket,other than wood or other plastics. Tuxedo is obviously a suit that you surround yourself with,so goes the meaning of "Concrete Tuxedo".
Tim: I don't know what to do with my body after I pass.
Bob: Bury it with a casket?
Tim: No,I don't what to be stuck in a concrete tuxedo forever.
A female that works in in formal wear rental.
I got a free my tux for the wedding for free because I've been busting out that tuxedo bitch.
A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.
"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"
When you pour a bottle of maple syrup over your lady when having sex in a Tim Hortons Bathroom.
"Hey Sarah, why are you so sticky?"
"Oh Jim decided to give me a Canadian Tuxedo yesterday."
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