measure twice, cut once

Proverb

1) (Literally, carpentry) One should always double check one's measurements before cutting materials to minimize the chance of mistakes thus wasting materials, time and money.

2) (Figuratively, when describing oneself) Plan and prepare careful and thorough manner before taking action

Random1: I am a measure twice, cut once type of guy. I always plan everything I do ahead of time and carefully to make sure everything runs smoothly when I start

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Twice off the same hard

Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.

'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'

Never nuke a country twice

A response to all the stuff from Japan westerners think of as "weird" (Tentacle porn, Japanese game shows, etc.) It blames the cultural differences between western countries and Japan as an effect of the radiation from the two nukes dropped on Japan under World War 2.

"Where does hentai come from?"
"I don't know, but it's probably from Japan ."
"I guess that's why you should never nuke a country twice."

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Twice the pride, double the fall

A remark used to comeback a young Jedi knight whose powers have doubled since the last time you saw him. This phrase is most commonly said Moments before said young Jedi cuts off your hands and decapitates you.

Anakin Skywalker: My powers have doubled since the last time we met, count
Count Dooku: Good, twice the pride, double the fall

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Impeaching you twice

Synonym for beating a dead horse

I find impeaching you twice more vivid than actually, physically beating a dead horse

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once bitten twice shy

orignally to dog bites, now means that once somebody has gotten hurt or had something go wrong will be afraid to try it again (especially in love)

If you fall in love with someone and that someone rejects or hurts you-once bitten-you may be very, very reluctant-twice shy-to let yourself fall in love again.

elle was once bitten twice shy since her last relationship.

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Twice-Baked Potato

When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".

The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.

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