Twilight

Brainwashing at it's finest.

Worst book in existence, not worth your time.

Rabid Twilight fan: OMGZZZ!!eleven!11! EDWARD ROX MAH SOXXXX!!! HE ISH TEH BEST MAN IN TEH UNIVERZZZ!!!

Girl #2: No he's not. He's just a word.
Normal person: Dude, turn off the capslock.

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Twilight

IT'S GODAWFUL! I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BOOK AND THE MOVIE! HORRIBLE!

"Have you seen Twilight yet? If you haven't, don't. It's so bad."

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twilight

one of the many banes of humanity twilight has converted many teenage girls into dribbling idiots who can't spell
also see: twitard

twitard: 1SNT TWiLIGHT DA BEST BUK EVAR!!!!!ONE!!!111111!!!ELEVEN

normal human: no i prefer harry potter, twilight's plot is almost nonexistant
TWITARD: BUT 98% AOF TEH TEENAGERS LUVDA BOOK YOU AHZ NO LIFE!!!!!111ONE U PROBABLIEZ HAZZNRT READED DA BOK
normal person: no i just dont like twilight
TWITARD:*assaults normal person*

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Twilight

A stereotypical vampire romance novel series written by Stephenie Meyer, the movie of which used the remaining sparkles from The Labyrinth on all the cast members portaying vampires in sunlight.

normal girl 1: Did you see Twilight in theaters?

normal girl 2: Yeah, but Edward sparkled like The Labyrinth, the effects were kinda suckish, they didn't go in chronological order, alot of Jasper's screen time was cut, they didn't even mention he had a special power too, and there were too many fangirls screaming whenever Carlistle or Edward Cullen got a close-up...

fangirl: I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!

normal girl 2: I might just go kill myself...

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Twilight

The modern Scientology.

"OMG!! HAIL TWILIGHT!! STEPHANIE MERYER IS GOD!"

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The Twilight

When you are giving it to a woman doggystyle, then you turn her around, ejaculate on her face, and immediately follow it up with a handful of glitter to the face, then turn the lights on and see her sparkle.

I totally gave Kelly "The Twilight" last night, she's still picking glitter out of her hair.

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Twilight

Full of cliches, information downloaded off the internet, no sentence skills

Bloody hell, what is this crap, Twilight?

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