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An act of sodomy in which two male partners jam their semi erect penis' into the others anus simultaneously.
"I hope I don't get a hard on tonight, Lemont and I are going to twitter."
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The proof that some people are hopelessly dumb and self centered. Twitter is probably one of the leading causes of illiteracy in the US.
Friend #1: Did you read the tweet that I just posted
Friend #2: No, I don't need to know what you are doing all the time, I have an acutal life, so I don't use twitter
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The act of smacking your penis on a woman's vaginal area... Pre, mid, or post coitally.
Dude I had to get my Twitter on, so I twittled that that chick after we did the deed!
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To play with yourself/masturbate. More often used to describe female masturabtion
I twittered her pussy and she squirted all over
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A complicated website used by old people who think Twitter is what people use nowadays. Many TV and radio shows and celebrities boast about having a Twitter account.
Twitter also restricts you to 140 characters (WHY?!?!) and there are no privacy settings.
There is also hardly anything to do. It's like a complicated, basic Facebook.
The reason it's 'complicated' is because nobody understands how you USE the site; what's 'retweeting'?, what are these '@Mentions'? IT'S COMPLICATED!
Person A: 'Hey follow me on Twitter!'
Person B: 'Dude, seriously, get a Facebook.'
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A hellhole filled with gays and dream stans. Do anything on there and you will be cancelled.
Man 1: I use twitter
Man 2: wtf ew
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Trump's only toy/weapon that wasn't taken away by his parents, but by Twitter mods. This happened after the D.C. riot.
Yooo those Twitter mods banned Trump!
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