Random
Source Code

Twitter

Social media messaging service for the following.
-"The Sexy"
-Those who keep tabs on real people whom we call friends.
-Celebrities who make claim and believe to be real people.
-Certainly not weird social degenerates.

Usable through various forms of "current" stellar transmissions including:
SMS
IM
GPS
SSBJ
TPS
LMFAO

It is exceptional to the previous form of communication!

I follow all my friends with Twitter no matter what!

i.e.
Jean Claude - Gawsh... I sure cant believe no one has taken a stab at twitter yet!

Brucie Boye - "I KNOOW!!"

by jergonymous esquire VII March 16, 2009

24👍 33👎


Twitter

People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy host guy: People who can't cope socially trying to be funny about politics.

Jeopardy contestant: WHAT IS TWITTER?!

Jeopardy host guy: YOU HAVE FUCKING WON

by foxic_haste November 9, 2015


Twitter

The spot between the twat and the shitter.

I slipped out and hit her in the twitter!

I was wasted and had permission to enter her shitter and nailed her in the twitter.

by Cheetosfingers May 10, 2018


Twitter

A social media site well-known for being home to people who attack people for their opinions.
Like Reddit, but much worse.

Eren: "I'm gonna post why homophobia is an opinion, and why you shouldn't be attacked for it, on Twitter."
Daniel: "WAIT NO YOU'LL GET CANCELLED!"

>2 Days later...
Eren: "My Twitter account just got suspended..."
Daniel: "Ah well, Twitter is Twitter."

by leuma1610 June 6, 2020


Twitter

A platform where you can troll,Harass and be a pain! also you can tweet offensive stuff!
the backround information on this. Backround Information:Twitter is one of the most toxic platforms on the Internet. As it receives heavy trolling, hate, harassment, and verbal abuse through tweets. The feature of limited character count that makes the platform unique, is also the reason that makes it so toxic.

This Toxic Person must use twitter
!

by YoutubeYT June 7, 2022


Twitter

Twitter is a platform for troll’s Normal people elderly people and parents it’s mostly infested with Dream gender people and Karen activists but mostly a good community of people in its other side it contains a lot of drama in it and 18+ accounts though, Twitter is mostly a good community aka platform of social media made things.

The logo is a white bird next to a blue background and outlined.

Twitter, a social networking site launched in 2006, is undoubtedly one of the most popular social media platforms available today, with 100 million daily active users and 500 million tweets sent daily. Twitter can be used to receive news, follow high-profile celebrities, or stay in-touch with old high school friend’s.

Twitter is kind off good I got new friends of it!

Oh nice what’s the @ you have?

@youlookinGoodmtf55

by Α January 12, 2022

1👍 1👎


Twitter

A place where people go to make fun of people for likeing things they know nothing about.

People on twitter are pieces of shit.

by Joe Biden's Arteries March 2, 2022