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1. commonly known as the drug capital of the World, with a high crime rate and little local culture. It consists of three liquor stores, several convenience stores and incalculable bars. It is also where monster trucks are born.
2. Where your dealer lives.
"I had to go Canyon Lake, TX to pick up this dank, and not only is it not dank but rather dirt and leaves, while I was there someone stole my baby!"
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The only place in the world where the locals are higher than the hills.
Guy: Let's go to Canyon Lake, TX
Gal: I hear try have great weed and you stay higher than the hills.
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Small south Texas town with nothing going on except a smelly gas refinery. Highlight is school sports, hunting & fishing. Choke Canyon Lake located on the outskirts of town...probably named from the choking smell of the refinery. Very little to see or do.
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The dangerous place to live in Houston. Its has nothing but Latino gangs it is like L.A in this side of town. It has the most dangerous gangs in town. For example the name of gangs are Southwest Cholos X3, La Primera X3, Mara Salvatrucha X3, La Tercera Crip X3, Crazy Crew X3, Somos Pocos Pero Locos X3 and Brownpride X3. You see this side of Town mostly on T.V The cops are always talking About The Southwest Side. But thats the every day life in Southwest X3 Houston.
Where do you stay at?
Southwest Houston,TX
Oh I aint missing with you then.
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Canyon Lake is a beautiful place with hills and awesomeness. The lake is also a great place for recreational activities. Some people say that it is full of drugs, but it really depends on if you are in the trashy parts, or in the nice parts. There are a lot of retirees that live there. Not many stores are in the area, pretty much the only stores are in Hancock. Canyon Lake is the home of the Canyon Lake High School.
Let's all go to Canyon Lake, Tx everybody!
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Smelly little town with a population of less than 4,000, in between Canton and Terrell. The one-roomed movie theater, the Majestic, got closed down, so now the only thing to do is hang around at Charlies Burgers or pester people in the Brookshires parking lot. The High School has a fat principal who's way too strict about dress codes.
Principal Lamb: Here in the pathetic town of Wills Point, TX, if your a guy and your hair isn't buzz cut, the adults will all think you're gay, and I'm jealous because I can't grow hair so SUPSENSION FOR YOU!
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A cross between texas chainsaw massacre and The Hills Have eyes movie. A bunch of inbred backwoods folk that can't locate tennis shoes within a 10 mile radius. Pretty sure they have people locked up in basements down there. moral of the story.... Don't go there. You do not belong
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