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If you feel low, as if everything's going downhill, that's most likely because you haven't "Booming system uh uh, TY Track TY Track" today. Change that!
You: *sad*
You: bOoMiNg SyStEm Uh uH, TY TRACK TY TRACK
You: *happy*
The awesomest guy on YouTube who has cool tech videos, and awesome daily vlogs.
Do you watch Shane Dawson?
Screw Shane Dawson Im watching Ty Moss
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A pre-stage ritual performed by male strippers, involving a rubber band and/or cock ring, and visual aids. The stripper uses a visual aid (usually a skin magazine) and his hand in order to gain an errection. When the errection is acquired and is at its fullest, he traps the blood inside it (or "ties off"), by placing the rubber band or cock ring, at the base of his penis. This keeps his errection full while on stage. Especially if he is prone to "stage fright".
"Dude....Why are you tying off? There's only three fucking women in the entire crowd!"
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A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.
Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
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The art of rearranging a flaccid penis into geometric figures or knots.
"Micheal was dick tying last night and he made a triangle"
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becoming devoid of all common sense and consciousness
Guy1: Damn, you seem Ty-pilled.
Guy2: I love funko pops.
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