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The Ultimate burn is a highly offensive insult used by one person against another. Every person has at least one ultimate burn. It concerns whatever it is that that person feels most embarassed about, and therefore would feel the most pain by having brought up in front of others or in an insulting manner. In order for an ultimate burn to be verified, one of the following conditions must be met:
1. Someone who witnessed the Ultimate burn must say aloud, "Oh, Shit!"
2. Everyone who was within the vicinity of the Ultimate Burn must cringe and utter "Ooooh" under his or her breath.
3. Someone who witnessed the burn must call the person who delivered the Ultimate burn an asshole, dick, douche, or other deragatory name.
4. The person who the Ultimate burn is directed towards must tear up, or break out into an all out sobfest.
Once an Ultimate burn has been verified, the person who committed the Ultimate burn must acknowledge it by saying "Ultimate Burn," then apologizing and shaking hands with the victim of the Ultimate burn.
"Oh shit, that was an Ultimate burn."
"Oooh Ultimate burn. Damn Mitch I apologize."
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42 is the ultimate answer
42 is the ultimate answer, the answer to life, the universe and everything
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Danny commited the ultimate YOLO by jumping off a bridge
A living creature that's reacted perfection.
Dude1: have you seen the ultimate lifeform
Dude2: shadow the hedgehog or kars?
Dude:1 ummmmmm
When the girl rides you while you take a crap. When you want to release your bowls and get off with your partner at the same time.
"I did the ultimate plunger with my girl the other day."
Something which ultimately sucks
The ribs at that rib joint are ultimate suckage.
Getting a blowjob while the girl is driving. Setting the cruise control and you hold the wheel while she sucks it.
Kylie gave John Ultimate Roadhead on I-76 on the way to the 76ers game!
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