Having a girl with her shoulders on the mattress, floor, ect. as you are crouching over head with her ass, and back. facing you.(Only for those who are flexible)
-crouching pussy, buried snake- "Japanese nock off porno"
The reverse upside-down cowgirl. Not for over sized girls. would result in manslaughter. Or over sized men, would result in suffocation meaning murder. it is a weight descrimitive move.
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69'ing and your girl takes a fat shit in your mouth.
my girl pulled a pineapple upside down pedro on me last night
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Receiving a rusty trombone while holding your partnerβs legs over your shoulders, thighs on shoulders so they are upside down along your back face to your ass
I was going to go the gym but I made my girlfriend give me an upside down rusty trombone instead.
A upside down jon doe is when a girl is hanging upside down from the monkey bars and her weave falls out and lands in your anus.
Ex. hey bitch get up on those monkey bars, im feeling a upside down jon doe
Upside down fruit basket is when a man tucks his penis and balls behind himself to resemble what maybe a banana and tangerines , and moons someone.
The chef at Applebees bent over and showed the waitress his upside down fruit basket
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When you're with a girl and you put her in a paracord spiderweb on the ceiling and Bang her from below while wearing a Spiderman costume
"Man, I did the Upside-Down Spiderman tango last night. That shit was tricky but god damn if I didn't put my web all up in her"
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The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is performing a headstand. During this position his penis is inserted into her anus while the man defecates into her vagina.
This is difficult and will most likely cause his feces to enter the vagina while simultaneously dripping down her body and face like chocolate on a cake.
Last night at the orgy I saw someone doing the Upside Down Brown Cake so I played with myself performing a Sleeper Hold because it was so hot.
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