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A variation of the Texas Breeze, which is used to cool off the crotch. The Utah Breeze is done by firing a hairdryer up through the pant leg of your shorts, which effectively cools/drys your crotch ‘n crack. Pair it with the Idaho Breeze for a great time.
“I don’t have enough time to shower, I’ll just cool off with a few minutes of Utah Breeze!”
When a female's pubic hair is shaved in the form of a beehive.
I was going down on this Mormon chick when I thought bees were going to fly out her Utah box.
When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.
1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole
I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!
When two married men swap wives for a night. While normally sexual in nature, this act can be completed in order to make others jealous, bake navaho tacos, fry a Utah scone, or simply do his laundry like a boss!
Hey Brigham, let's do the Utah Switch tonight with Emma and Sariah.
See: Hell.
A miserable place where locals do nothing but drink Mountain Dew and play COD.
Mom: If you don't eat your vegetables we're moving to Draper Utah.
Kid stuffs face with veggies.
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Using one woman to create a swirl of man goo on another, like a snowcone.
Dude, that chick totally utah snowconed that bitch.
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