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When you stick your toe in someone’s asshole
I met Steve tonight but was drunk and decided to give him a Utah handshake!
When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.
1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
When two married men swap wives for a night. While normally sexual in nature, this act can be completed in order to make others jealous, bake navaho tacos, fry a Utah scone, or simply do his laundry like a boss!
Hey Brigham, let's do the Utah Switch tonight with Emma and Sariah.
A small island that drifts around in the ocean because it has no ground to anchor in to land. This is where the Benish people live.
Look Grandpa, it’s South Utah.
When a person bends over and farts while another person licks their butthole as the farts come out.
Sammy are your ready to head home I have a Utah enchilada brewing for you!
See: Hell.
A miserable place where locals do nothing but drink Mountain Dew and play COD.
Mom: If you don't eat your vegetables we're moving to Draper Utah.
Kid stuffs face with veggies.
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Using one woman to create a swirl of man goo on another, like a snowcone.
Dude, that chick totally utah snowconed that bitch.
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