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Vapor vaulting is the act of pressing one's anus to another's, particularly after coitus, when the undercarriages are at their moistest. A gaseous deposit is then made into the receiving butthole.
Yeah, man, we were wiped out, but we were sweaty, so I thought to myself, "Why not? I'm gonna try vapor vaulting you."
when the fart stink so bad it's not passing gas anymore, it's the most horrendous odor to ever exist and entering the atmosphere.
guy 1: dude did you just pass gas?
guy2: no, bro.. that was swamp vapor.
When your underwear is so old, it doesn't need to be thrown away, it just transmogrifies into underwear vapor and floats away.
"Billy's not wearing underwear". "Oh, he was, but it transmogrified into underwear vapor anjd now it's gone.
Forced disintegration of a person for doing something completely and utterly stupid or idiotic without any regard for other human or animal life like speeding recklessly, cutting off drivers and causing possible harm to others.
Dumbass driver, if I could I would be vaporizing your ass in a second, gone forever, not missed by anyone