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Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

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didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

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Dolly Parton vaccine

A nickname for the COVID-19 vaccine. Usually used by gay people to praise the country singers 1 million dollar donation to the Moderna vaccine study and creation.

Person 1: "Have you received the Dolly Parton vaccine yet?"
Person 2: "No I'm still on the waiting list for the DPV"

by scared gay January 30, 2021


Vaccinity

In close proximity but not closer than 6’ to vaccinated people.

She spent the holiday in the vaccinity of her family & friends so wasn’t worried about catching Covid.

by DÖC Holiday November 26, 2021


Vaccinational reopening

A national resumption, enabled by development of a vaccine for covid-19.

The country would wait as long as necessary for a vaccinational reopening.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2020


Vaccination rate

It's not a bad thing that the vaccination rate is lower than what some entities would like, at least people that haven't gotten a vaccine know that there are plenty of other people that haven't been bought into a vaccine line, and have no intention of getting in line with the agenda of these entities, even if they are told that they are outnumbered by people who are or have been standing in a vaccine line.

At least not everybody would get a vaccine because their kids are offered a scholarship or they could win a few million dollars in a vaccine lottery, good for them. That way the vaccination rate stays lower than some entities would like, even if it's not really low enough.

by The Original Agahnim June 23, 2021


Metamorphosis Vaccine

Metamorphosis Vaccine (MMV): A vaccine that, when administered, transforms a human being into another animal species. This term is often used in science fiction and speculative scenarios and is not currently supported by scientific evidence.

Scientists were working on developing the Metamorphosis Vaccine, which promised to revolutionize the field of medicine by allowing humans to physically transform into any animal they desired.

by Phieyl February 4, 2023