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Don't Trust Covid-19 Vaccines.

The commandment by anti-mask and anti-vaccine clergy to their oft-uncritical or unsuspecting evangelical congregations, who trust their pastors more than their doctors.

Some church leaders under the cover of religion or viral protection would push their political agenda on their members, by warning them: “Don't trust Covid-19 vaccines.”

by MathPlus April 17, 2021

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didn't get his covid vaccine either

"Didn't get his covid vaccine either" is an elliptical way of saying that someone is either stupid, or crushingly thoughtless.

"Jack drove 80 m.p.h. in a school zone. He didn't get his covid vaccine either"

by Cranberry Bob July 18, 2021

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Dolly Parton vaccine

A nickname for the COVID-19 vaccine. Usually used by gay people to praise the country singers 1 million dollar donation to the Moderna vaccine study and creation.

Person 1: "Have you received the Dolly Parton vaccine yet?"
Person 2: "No I'm still on the waiting list for the DPV"

by scared gay January 30, 2021


Vaccinational reopening

A national resumption, enabled by development of a vaccine for covid-19.

The country would wait as long as necessary for a vaccinational reopening.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2020


Metamorphosis Vaccine

Metamorphosis Vaccine (MMV): A vaccine that, when administered, transforms a human being into another animal species. This term is often used in science fiction and speculative scenarios and is not currently supported by scientific evidence.

Scientists were working on developing the Metamorphosis Vaccine, which promised to revolutionize the field of medicine by allowing humans to physically transform into any animal they desired.

by Phieyl February 4, 2023


Vaccinity

In close proximity but not closer than 6’ to vaccinated people.

She spent the holiday in the vaccinity of her family & friends so wasn’t worried about catching Covid.

by DÖC Holiday November 26, 2021


Vaccined

The OTHER word for vaccinated.

Alberto: "Are you vaccined?"

by Gacha Fitz March 13, 2021