when a pussy is so stretched out from usage it even has stretch on the labia, and just hangs loose like liver
man i fucked that chick and she had stretchage vaginalism, my cock felt so fucking alone in her cunt.
hey dude you going out with her? invite a couple of dildos into her cunt, she's got stretchage vaginalism,,bad!!
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A woman who is VERY promiscuous or a part time hooker.
Every guy and girl has stuck stuff inside of, and made withdraws from Toni's vaginal ATM.
She also uses that pussy to make money too.
When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number
Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
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Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The part of the brain that controls the vagina.
1. It takes twenty years of hardcore training for woman to fully unlock the vaginal cortex.
2. See, men used to have a vaginal cortex, due to being female for the first twelve weeks inside the womb. But the body gets rid of if while their penis fully develops.
This is when a woman gets a rather disgusting fungal growth or infection on her vaginal region.
A man orders a hooker. The Whore enters the room. 1 hour later.....
Man: Oh my god you sick Whore, you've got a vaginal fungus.
Woman: Ohhhh its grown!
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Completely covering a vagina up with your entire mouth while blowing in air. Quickly before the air can escape, push down down on her stomach creating a tuba like sound.
Dre missed being in the band so he gave his girlfriend the 'ol vaginal tuba to re-live some highschool memories.
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