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molester van

a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. It might have "candy" or "puppies" in the back. Little children should never go into one of these.

Man in a molester van-Hey kids, wanna have fun?
Susie-Yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)

by Brisafangirl December 7, 2007

86๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


rapist van

A big giant van, often white or black with NO windows, somtimes equiped with a cage seperating the rapee from the raper to get from one location to annother quickly. somtimes these rapist vans are equiped with shagg carpet, black light, and "stash lock box" (optional) for "your raping pleasure".

1. wholy shit! watch out!.... "YOU FUCKING RAPIST!!!"

2. oh my god! the rapist van slowed down, its going to get you RUN!

3. The old man with the scruffy hair and huge, thick glasses and a gotee pulled me in his rapist van, I tryed to escape, but the doors were welded shut!

by TyBong June 28, 2006

165๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


Van Dyke

A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke).

This is not a fucken goatee, it's obviously van dyke, ur n asshole!

by Laddy July 29, 2004

180๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


pedophile van

A large, older van, typically brown or white in color, and often with tinted front windows and no windows in the back. Not all pedophile vans are used for the purpose of luring young children to kidnap with promises of candy or toys, but if somebody were to decide they wanted to do this, a pedophile van would be the perfect vehicle.

My friend just bought a total pedophile van. Either he is a rapist or has very poor choices in vehicles.

by ihatebuffering March 6, 2011

116๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Van Pie

1. (Van Pie)- Adjective
A Person who is allways angry. Especally if you touch thier stuff.

2. (Van Pieing)-Verb
The process by which someone gets angry and pushes you away.

-Stop being such a dirty little Van Pie
-Dont pull a Van Pie on me
-Don't touch my STUFF im Van Pieing

by CookieMunster June 16, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Van Dammage

To inflict unholy amounts of pain on someone, usually with roundhouse kicks and punches that end up in a tense of the bicep.

Dude did you see Jim just roundhouse that nun in the face for coughing near him?

Yea mate, proper Van Dammage!

by jimstallone April 17, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


divvy van

(Australia)
1. Used to eject hooligans and drunks from sporting arenas while the cops have the cooshy ride up front
2. Note the varieties in vans, in sydney metal seats line either side while in melbourne belt buckles can be found at the back of the van, often broken causing a less than desirable ride home
3. Known to people outside of australia as paddy wagons

"You're goin home in the back of a divvy van" (claps follow this to the tune)

"I was drunken and disorderly so the cops took me home in the back of a divvy...i was moving all around the fucking place because some bastard broke the seat belts"

by River Dove December 25, 2004

79๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž