Verbal Ellipsis

The spoken (unspoken?) equivalent of "..." on instant messenger. This is very similar to being given the "Silent Treatment."

Patty is pissed because I made a joke about her big butt last night. She has been giving me the verbal ellipsis all day.

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Verbal Jujitsu

The ancient art of defensive trash talking. The ability to take the verbal assault someone directs towards yourself and project it back upon them. Much like that of an actual jujitsu attack, using your opponents wieght against them.

I wouldnt say that to him, he is highly skilled in the art of verbal jujitsu.

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verbal typo

A verbal typo is the result of a well meaning person trying to say something coherent but tripping over his or her own mouth in the attempt. Generally, a verbal typo is similar in appearance to the intended word when written down, but when spoken it sounds twisted and often hilarious.

Combarst is a verbal typo of combust

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Verbal Terrorist

Any individual who has a huge propensity for talking endlessly, largely about things you have no interest in and in spite of pleas to stop. The term comes from the idea that the person's verbosity is so extreme as to induce a level of suffering worth being deemed a small-scale act of terrorism.

Steve: Are you going to watch the fight on Tuesday? It's an important match for both contenders because -
Mike: I already told you, no.
Steve: Did you see the new independent film that had a good review in the newspaper? It's by the Spanish director -
Mike: NO!
Steve: You know, I can't believe how much of a joke the mayoral election was. I mean, I could've run a better campaign without -
Mike: Steve, SHUT UP!! You're a verbal terrorist, you know that? A Verbal TERRORIST! Go harass someone else, ok?

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Verbal Backhand

When you verbally rip somebody to shreds so bad it is like slapping them across the face.

I just gave Connor a pretty good verbal backhand while playing Call of Duty.

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Verbally Spanked

Meaning you have been verbally served with words.

Johnny:"You Have Been Verbally Spanked!"

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verbal twatting

a verbal twatting, or a mental beating is when someone has an argument with another person and one particular person wins in an argument so dramatically that the losing person is ended, gives up and leaves without uttering more than a "whatever" in sideways.

"haha, it looks like a dog"

"yeah thats funny actually, because thats what me and george said when we first laid eyes on you"
"ohhh motherfuckerrr ! !"
"you gave her a good verbal twatting, she was virtually put in her place."


"whatever."

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