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Typical found in crowded homes with younger individuals, it is when an opened container of food is placed in the pantry or fridge in such a way that when the pantry or fridge is opened, the contents of the container spill out, making a mess.
“Dude are you twelve years old?? I found your Vietnamese Spaghetti Trap and it took an hour to clean up all these little noodles!”
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an Alaskan Ice Dragon, But Instead Of The Recipients Sperm, It uses his or her Feces.
The Devil uses an Alaskan Ice Dragon on Me , Before Going all Vietnamese on my ass.
or
The Devil gave me a Vietnamese Land/Ice Dragon
Two or more south Asian penis', usually still dripping wet from pounding ass.
Luc got friction burns from eating some hot Vietnamese noodle soup last night.
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A buddy of mine named Marty (last name not disclosed) told me of a great way you and your buddy could get off simultaneously. The method is described as follows:
Strip your partner naked and position his buttocks so it is facing upwards towards the ceiling. Heavily coat his anal walls with KY lubricant. Insert a vaginal condom or dental dam into his anus and tape the ends of this item to his butt cheeks with surgical tape. Using a clean and sterile needle, poke approximately 10 holes into the condom making sure not to puncture the inner walls of your partner’s anus. Loosely pack the condom with premium Vietnamese grown bud or shake on a bed of cotton lightly moistened with hash oil. Light the cotton with any incendiary material (wooden matches preferred). Blow out the flame leaving an ember that slowly burns your product, emitting a nice skunk like odour and smoke. Begin to stimulate your partner to orgasm. As your partner orgasms, his anal sphincter will alternately open and close with each squirt, thus emitting pressure in his anus that will release air. During this time, you throw a blanket or towel over your head as your nose is 5 inches from his buttocks. As air is released through his anus you would inhale the smoke. The buds combined with gastric vapours increases the potency giving you an unbelievable euphoric high. Once this is achieved, you can switch positions.
Hey dude, wanna get high? How? Let's try the Vietnamese Brownstar Reefer or Marty's backdoor Ganja
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Can someone summarize this lesson of Vietnam War?
Some lad:"When the sky speak American, the forest must speak Vietnamese"
When the guy cums in the girl's eyes making her unable to see anything, like how a cobra spits venom to blind prey.
Megan had to go to the Eye Doctor after Will did the Vietnamese Cobra to her the night before.
A word used to refer to any students in Vietnamese from grade 10 to 12, esp. grade 12 (i.e. 17 years old). They are expected, by both their parents, peers, teachers, strangers and their Ministry of Education alike, to be human beings with extreme studying capabilities; includes but not limited to, these feats:
- Being able to study any subject(s) in a curriculum of 15+ subjects at an extreme high level, such that they MUST score 10 in National Examinations and any and ALL of its equivalents. Grades below 10 are NOT accepted by any way.
- Are so obedient that do not dare to say a word about MoE's recent changes.
- Are so confident in their skills, knowledge that, become totally inert to any changes made by the Ministry of Education.
- Are innocent enough to not know that MoE's livestream at 8:00 PM GMT+7:00 is a scripted re-run.
- Are very versatile that their 12 years of studying experience can factor into any jobs they like.
"That guy literally is a straight-A student in any subject in our curriculum! What monster is this!?
Must be a Vietnamese high school student."