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Visiting Italy

Being so incredibly high you do not know what is going on or where you are.

Visiting Italy is probably my favorite thing to do.

by Wheaty214 February 22, 2012


conjewgal visit

What Tevya would hope was allowed if he got put in da slammer and wanted his wife Golde to come and see him sometimes.

As rowdy as Tevya and his drinking-buddies got when drunkenly singing "To Life!" at da local watering-hole, it's a wonder dat they didn't all get locked up and been made to be content with occasional conjewgal visits for a few weeks till they would be released on parole and allowed to return to their families.

by QuacksO February 21, 2021


PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES

when an OUTSIDE PEDOPHILE falls in love with the white inside.

Do you realize as look how good looking DYLAN O' CONNOR that STANFORD LUCILE PACKARD'S CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL PEDOPHILE PEDIATRICIAN is and I am hoping they allow him CONJUGAL VISITS as I can make his days better if he is in the tank as ANAL ALAN can give him good RIM JOBS and lots of other loving then he would ask , WHO ARE YOU? , another PEDOPHILE but I am an OUTSIDER , HOW COME, that is what STEPHEN CRAIG PADDOCK. THE one I GOT BUDDAH FUCKED was askingGRIPING ABOUT , oh anyway you can be my PEDIATRICIAN let's play DOCTOR but make sure they let me out of here after our HOT SEX as this can be a LURE as afterall remember we are PEDOPHILES VISITING PEDOPHILES plus you are DR. O'CONNOR giving me quality health care as lots of kisses everywhere to you as I may add THANKS FOR CUMMING as who said thst BURT or BERT at thatvCHILDREN'S WORKSHOP where I have my work cutout for me. By the way , DO YOU EAT SHIT? as that if you don't you will find out YOU HAVE TO as that is a PEDOPHILE REQUIREMENT.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER May 20, 2022


Preconjugal Visit

Fucking your way out of going to prison.

While driving, I hit a guy riding on a bike. I'm not in jail because of my preconjugal visit.

by RandomWorkRemarks March 6, 2024


Visiting the Germans

Anal sex

My girl and I were visiting the germans last weekend

by Sexgodpuss November 3, 2015


Visit the gift shop

To defecate, especially in a public or business restroom

"I think I'll visit the gift shop before I leave."

by Crown-Fondler October 25, 2022


Visiting Nick's House

Another way to say committing suicide.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear Thomas was thinking of visiting Nick's house.

Guy 2: I know dude. It fucking sucks.

by FUBARReaper February 22, 2024