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(n.) a large volume of matter ejected from the anus with the consistency of regurgitated food. It is usually the result of eating ethnic food or viral infections in the digestive system.
(.v) to expel such matter from the anus.
He came back from Taco Bell and left ass vomit all over my toilet seat!
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the print outs that come out when you replace the paper in the printer. obviously someone else didnt realize there was no paper left and so printed their stuff like 12 times, all of which did not work. a waste of paper and really annoying because its almost impossible to stop.
O man, i just wanted to print one page, but i had to deal with the printer vomit first.
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Words strung together to make one either sound stupid or make no sense.
When a person says whatever comes to mind without thinking them through, specially when drunk.
Telling your boss he smells like a turd covered in rotten bananas at the Christmas party after having a few drinks, is a case of "verbal vomit"
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a carnival game consisting of one to drink from a bowl of seminal fluids, recieve a fuzzy hannah, have a dog/ avaible animal orgi, drink skunk lactation, and finally vomit as far as one can. every foot usually amounts to a point and point can be cashed in for any toy avaiable, usually consisting of dildos, turkey basters, used condoms, and various sex toys.
"dude, i just got back from the carnival's vomit toss and i went for the 20 yrds. but was four short. that clown tasted nasty and my dick smells like sparkies ass! But look, i won a turkey baster! want to go out back and try a fuzzy hannah?"
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Vomit that goes both ways. When you puke a little in your mouth but swallow it before it escapes.
Dude! Your fart smells so bad that it gave me bi-vomit!
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when your vomit has chunks in
it ie. food particles or other things which may
vomited up
*at a party*
Jhon: ughhh i don't feel so good
*pukes*
Joe: uhhh thats sick
Jimmy: uhh dude look vomit balls
Jhon: *runs away and is never seen again distraught over his misfortune*
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Horizontally stretching the skin of your scrotum (batwing) upon climaxing, hence resulting in something resembling a vomiting pterodactyl.
I asked her to give me a vomiting pterodactyl but she wasn't into it.