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A trademark for the the mouth and suction power of Dustin Ledbetter. Filed and registered by Kyle Fuller August 1994. It is said to have the strength of a category 5 hurricane and the ability to dry out sack skin to the point of the courseness of 40 grit sandpaper.
Dustin used the power of the ball vacuum vortex on Kyle for 28 years straight, and Kyle now walks with a slight crunching sound.
When someone named Christian uses his massive ego to swallow up all of the weak peasants in Benghazi.
Woah! That dude just hit those guys with a purple vortex!
a stupid motherfucking brit who has quite possibly THE STUPIDEST and most GOOFY nickname in the whole universe.
they enjoy mid run (cookie run), ddlc, and other cringe ass things like dn jokes and among us humour.
generally cringe L fatherless child and no dental care aka goofy ahh teeth.
if you see one just run. as fast as possible. because you might catch the cringe-19 and theres no cure.
jim: vortex is smelly ass fucking brit bitch
karl: based + redpilled
Mad Miran, Kit Seymour, DJ Fart in the club, Kia, Ploy, Simo Cell
“Who is that playing b2b2b2b2b?”
“It’s Vortex”
Pile drive someones fucking asshole
"Hey Sarah how was Finn last night?" Said Jessica
"Finn absolutely vortexed my asshole last night!" Sarah exclaimed