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The only day of the week that it’s acceptable to soil your bottoms with the sweet nectars of human body waste.
Tommy: Did you know that I shat myself last Wednesday?!? It was so embarrassing!
Timmy: Bro! It’s all good! Nothing to be embarrassed about! When you poo in the pants on a Wednesday it just means you're living that brown wednesday life!
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Synonym of "Eggplant Friday" but for a guys.
A popular social media hashtag where women with lucious vaginas' take pictures of their pussy lips which can be seen through their clothes which resemble an camel's toe.
Xclusiveballer : "Did you see Angela's Cameltoe Wednesday post on Instagram?"
Tutankhevon : "WOW yeah man, She has that hot sexy pussy lips, I wanna tap that!"
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Black out Wednesday or Black Wed. Is usually November 22nd a day in CHICAGO where most college students return home from college ; the Biggest Party Day of the Year .
I am getting so drunk with that skank on blackout Wednesday.
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In the Liturgical year, the first day of Lent. The Jewish and Christian scriptures mention prayer and repentence while fasting and being covered in ash and sackcloth; so, the Catholics started marking the beginning of Lent by putting ash on their foreheads. It's a tradition that extends back about 1,000 years. The ashes are made from the burnt palm branches used on Palm Sunday of the previous year.
Although it's not a holiday of obligation, Catholics flock to mass on Ash Wednesday to get their ashes and begin lent. Although many prayers are now used when the ashes are being administered, the old-time prayer everyone knows is:
Remember Man that you are Dust
And unto Dust you shall return.
Okay, so I went to the Gay Student Union meeting one night, and some retard told me I had dirt on my head. I told him, "It's Ash Wednesday... you're SUPPOSED to have dirt on your head, duh!" But some people just don't know what's cool.
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Historically Yorkshire most successful club of all time, the oldest league club in the county (5th in England) after being formed in 1867, as an add-on to 'The Wednesday' cricket club. Nicknamed the Owls, origionally known as the Blades until a stadium move to OWLerton. Currently managed by Paul Sturrock who took the reigns from prvious manager Chris Turner. Rivals include, Sheffield United, Rotherham and Barnsley. However due to the amount of clubs in Yorhshire teams such as Huddersfield Town, Leeds United and Doncaster Rovers may also be considered 'rivals'. Sheffield Wednesday play their home games at Hillsborough Stadium which has a capacity of 39,859. Last season were the best supported club in the Championship (24,853), ahead other of Yorkshire clubs Sheffield United (23,650) and Leeds United (22,354) - both finished in the top six, compared to Wednesday's 19th place stance. Recently were promoted to the Championship after two painful years in the third tier - coinciding with Wednesday's second worst finish EVER. Now on track to make a steady return the the Premiership.
Sheffield Wednesday -
Promotion - achieved
Survival - achieved
Consolidation - In Process
Promotion - In due course
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The Term became popular in United States by a random kid saying it. Only on Wednesdays means that it only happens on Wednesdays.
Guy 1 "Your Gay"
Guy 2 "I'm gay only on Wednesdays"
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Similar to a Lucky Pierre but punctuated by the simultaneous defecation of all parties involved.
The act of providing and receiving anal sex whilst also pooping. Popular in (but not exclusive to) Eastern European gay pornography. Not all parties must be male as a Wednesday Chaz is occasionally performed with a woman and/or a strap-on device.
Burning with lust, the couple convinced their doe-eyed companion to disrobe and assist them in performing a Wednesday Chaz.
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